absurdnoise:

Making a new knife hand is a poor substitute for a rousing game of hide the soul.
hipster-selfies:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

ask-shy-ler-leia-and-lian:







Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone

it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort

HOLY SHIT

REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING

WHAT THE EGFUTCKT

IT’S LIKE OPENING UP THE GATES OF HELL

i told you there was a monster in my phone….

That’s fucking crazy

What the fuck was just released?
reblog if you wouldn’t mind some curious anons

(Fuente: daezilly, vía cottoncandyghoul)


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marriedcumslut:

slowly-turnaway:

Sometimes I don’t have the words to say good morning. I’m using my tongue for other things. 

This is an absolutely perfect position!! I can explore every inch of him!!
Tumblring on my phone
  • <b> Mom:</b> who are you texting?<p><b>Me:</b> nobody<p><b>Mom:</b> what are you doing then?<p><b>Me:</b> nothing<p>

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aperfectwordl:

Siempre pasa

accidnet:

"you have the face of an angel"

image

(Fuente: mondegreener, vía hammettallica-lover)


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